good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

billzo

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Tubbo

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

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