When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

Okay, so when you subscribe, you get an email notification that there's a new video.

TommyInnit

Ranboo sickness update:
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Ranbalt

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

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