I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

well, technically this is my 500th video but I got deleted from YouTube so... whatever.

Okay, so when you subscribe, you get an email notification that there's a new video.

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.