my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Elon Musk

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

just realized george is 22 years old today

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

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