Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Elon Musk

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.