Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

TommyInnit

Bip 🦔

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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