Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

Sam Parr

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

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