polar

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

wint

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

Maggdalene

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Ranboo

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

Ben Shapiro

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

Because George is funny and cute and awesome and Dream is terribly handsome

Sapnap

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

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