my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

prezoh

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Elon Musk

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

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