if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

Ranboo

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

polar

Elon Musk

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

dream

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

tobyfox

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

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