i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

Sam Parr

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

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