I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

Mark

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

dream

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

TommyInnit

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

Elon Musk

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Tubbo

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

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