ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

wint

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

dream

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard