Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

Okay, so when you subscribe, you get an email notification that there's a new video.

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

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