(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

genetically engineered online girl

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

Wilbur Soot

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

HIDEKI NYAGANUMA 🇺🇦 CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

(i’m not an autist but i’m not not an autist) i...i’m just imagining a man

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

Tubbo

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

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