Wilbur Soot

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

I’m watching an old episode of The Office, and Dwight is talking to an Amish dude. The Amish dude says “I don’t understand, what are you doin’?” Dwight says “I’m going door to door selling vacuum cleaners.” The Amish dude says “You mean you’re a salesman?” Dwight says “No, I’m a vacuum salesman.”

Jerma

Ranboo sickness update:

Oh god my sides hurt

My stomach hurts

My heart hurts

My head hurts

My lungs hurt

My ears hurt

My throat hurts

My brain hurts

Ranbalt

i can’t stop thinking about elliott smith

gülce

i’ve run out of reasons to NOT pee my pants

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

just woke up to the sound of my gf snoring next to me. anyone else experience this?

david 🧋

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

why do people go to toronto and montreal?

xavi

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

ichika

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

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