omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

void emily () {}

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

Sam Parr

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

dream

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

Mark

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

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