the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

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