i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

genetically engineered online girl

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

Ranboo

prezoh

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

billzo

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

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Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

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