Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

dream

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

George

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

genetically engineered online girl

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

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