dream

vallery

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

Elon Musk

Sam Parr

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

George

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

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