my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

Sam Parr

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

Elon Musk

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

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