I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

I started doing these drawings, and I really started to like them, he said. I was drawing them all the time, and I felt like, 'Wow, this is really what I want to do.' 

He later turned those doodles into Monsters University, a Pixar film that earned $1 billion at the box office.

I remember thinking, 'Wow, this is amazing,' he said. I was

Wilbur Soot

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

(impersonating spock) the illogic of love is irrefutable

genetically engineered online girl

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

anyway, since i will be dead soon, the only people i care about are my fans. and none of them are here. so im gonna listen to dubstep alone

george said... “I want you guys to send me a video of me saying I love you”

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