tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

TommyInnit

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

Elon Musk

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

George

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

Halloween Stu 🐦

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