Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

TommyInnit

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Tubbo

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

Sam Parr

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

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