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Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

Ranboo

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

just gonna finish my 24h stream then im done! :)

Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

TommyInnit

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

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