just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

Ranboo

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

Elon Musk

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

Mark

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

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