polar

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

@levelsio

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

dream

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

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