I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

George

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

Ranboo

Mark

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

Maggdalene

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Wilbur Soot

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

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