When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

crumbkin

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

Ranboo

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

wint

Ivikiwi

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

Ranbalt

I just realized

“When i die I’ll be the 4th person in my family to die from a heart attack”

It’s upsetting to think about but it’s true :(

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Wilbur Soot

i just broke up with my bf bc hes not into me as much as i am him (im super sensitive)

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