i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RANBOO !!!!!

count noa ✡︎ 🧛‍♀️

Tubbo

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

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