just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

George

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

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