no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

david 🧋

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

Ben Shapiro

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Elon Musk

25 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! thank youuuuu ♥️♥️

dream

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

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