Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

wint

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Sam Parr

Halloween Stu 🐦

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

TommyInnit

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

dream

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