2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

Wilbur Soot

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

i can’t stop thinking about elliott smith

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord