This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

Maggdalene

wint

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

genetically engineered online girl

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

I just realized I am no longer a teenager

Ranbalt

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

dream

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

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