omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

ive had the most educational year of my life

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

I just found a $1 bill in my back pocket.

Jerma

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

ive been getting like 3-4 emails a day saying “hey u r awesome” and “im so glad u exist” from random strangers

casu 🫐 !☆○°^

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

i just broke up with my bf bc hes not into me as much as i am him (im super sensitive)

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

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