good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord