i’ve run out of reasons to NOT pee my pants

Wilbur Soot

hasanabi

just had a meltdown after my dad made me get a haircut. it was traumatic.

TommyInnit

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

I’m watching an old episode of The Office, and Dwight is talking to an Amish dude. The Amish dude says “I don’t understand, what are you doin’?” Dwight says “I’m going door to door selling vacuum cleaners.” The Amish dude says “You mean you’re a salesman?” Dwight says “No, I’m a vacuum salesman.”

Jerma

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

prezoh

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

Tubbo

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

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