America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

TommyInnit

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

genetically engineered online girl

I am obsessed with the idea of being a flower

lauren

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

the i dont care vibe is dirtier than the i dont care look

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

OK, no, not that. That might hurt my feelings.

i just saw a post on facebook about someone having a heart attack and someone saying i hope they die

ayatollah rock n rolla

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

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