i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

dream

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

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