I just realized I am no longer a teenager

Ranbalt

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

vallery

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

dream

👀

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

i watched 2 videos about 1 hour ago where someone made a minecraft tutorial where they built a house, and then built another house, and then built a 3rd house, and then built another 3rd house, and then built a 4th house, and then said oh, i gotta go and walked off the screen

kelzo is probably a vampire

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

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