i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

i watched 2 videos about 1 hour ago where someone made a minecraft tutorial where they built a house, and then built another house, and then built a 3rd house, and then built another 3rd house, and then built a 4th house, and then said oh, i gotta go and walked off the screen

kelzo is probably a vampire

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

david 🧋

dream

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Wilbur Soot

what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing

(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

genetically engineered online girl

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

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