guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

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im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

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Maggdalene

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

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ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

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