You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

Okay, so when you subscribe, you get an email notification that there's a new video.

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

david 🧋

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

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