ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

wint

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

terfs: i know trans women are women. they are women. they r women. they are w women.

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.