i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Tubbo

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

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