dream

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

Mark

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

Lilael 🦋

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

Sam Parr

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

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