BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

just realised its been 3 months since i tweeted on this account

George

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

well, technically this is my 500th video but I got deleted from YouTube so... whatever.

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic