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Lilael 🦋

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

Elon Musk

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

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@levelsio

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

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count noa ✡︎ 🧛‍♀️

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

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