“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

Oh jesus, I'm too mentally tired for this.

silly billy

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

I have just been informed by my stream chat that I look like the exorcist :D

Ranbalt

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

genetically engineered online girl

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

Elon Musk

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

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its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

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