dream

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

polar

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

I can’t believe I forgot to make a video today

I was about to go to sleep

ludwig

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

lrt the Jojo characters have my dream job.

lrt the only school-related thing I like is school parties.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

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