i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

Maggdalene

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

prezoh

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Elon Musk

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

SungWon Cho

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

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