im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Ranboo

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

dream

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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